what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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woman's rights

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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