- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

A blind man walks into a library.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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