A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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