- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

rent a cops

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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