- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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