Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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