What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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