- Anti Joke

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A women in the kitchen.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.