What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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men's rights activists

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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