- Anti Joke

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.