Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

quantum physics?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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