Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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