how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Justin Bieber

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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