SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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