If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Yes

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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69

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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