Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

hextech crafting too opieop

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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