- Anti Joke

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.