- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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