Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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