There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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