- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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