- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Weaner

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Massie is a fatass

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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