Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

hextech crafting too opieop

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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