- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

one stop shop

Wait! hundred billions!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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