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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.