What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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