Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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