What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i'm hard

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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