- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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