- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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