why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

i have read and agree to the terms of service

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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