A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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9/11

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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