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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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