Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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