How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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