- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

I'm rick james bitch

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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