A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Weaner

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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www.xnxx.com

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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