- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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