- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??