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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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