- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

knock knock come in !

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

one stop shop

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