- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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