Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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