- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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