Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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