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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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