- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's white and black? Color blind.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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