What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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