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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Donald Trump

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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