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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mom.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. Its open.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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