I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Small Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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