- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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