- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

poopy is poopy

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A guy at a baseball game....

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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