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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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