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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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