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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Donald Trump

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Small Penis.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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