- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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