A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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My cat just died.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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