- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

One time i was sitting down

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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