- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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