- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Justin Bieber.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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