what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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like if your cool

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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