- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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