My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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