- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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