- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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