A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Burp

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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