- Anti Joke

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So a baby seal walks into a club.