- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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