- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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