What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A man died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Where's my baby??

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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