- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than this That :(

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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