- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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