What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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