- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

there once was a frog with no leggs

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man died.

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