- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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