- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?