- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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