Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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i love to lick...

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

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