Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Potassium? K.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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